Virgins don't do Valentine's Day. We just get angry. Seriously. This was my massive SCREW YOU to gift card companies for their false promises of romance, rom coms that lie and tell you everything works out in the end, and chocolate. Because it makes me fat and fills way too much of a void in my penetration-lacking life. #Whatevs. This was my second Xtravaganzah at The Black Cap and was another success! The line-up was Crystal Lubrikunt, Baby Lame, Bourgeousie, Ruby Jones, and Holestar.